BuckraMega

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Programmer / Web Developer

Newport News, VA

January 1996


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Awesome Thoery Idle



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This site is under construction. Don't mind the mess - maybe someday this will be worth reading!

Welcome to Derp...Derp...Code!, my programming journal/blog. This site is more for me than anyone else, but if you are here and reading, that's great! You might wonder about the name - I might be good at programming, but I am a bad programmer, so I tend to derp a lot before producing worthwhile code.

Avatar1 May 2019

A History of The Awesome Theory


Tragedy or comedy?

In 2007 I moved to a new shop and quickly made friends with Chaz. We hit it off mostly because we both had a similar wacky sense of humor. At first, this was just conversations around the office. Then it led to interesting whiteboard charts, graphs, and pictures. Eventually, someone had the bright idea to make a website out of the crazy ideas and shortly thereafter The Awesome Theory was born. We brought it online in September of 2007 and at first, it was simply a vehicle to share our pseudo-science nonsense like how the Universe's fundamental particles were Awesome and Stupid particles that looked like ninjas and pink elephants. We had a whole bunch right from the get go and we called them ...(more)

Tags: Awesome Theory design development failure history humor weird


Avatar3 Jan 2019

Working links described


Though "working" is up for debate...

Acrophobia - once upon a time in the late 1990s there was a website called Bezerk, you can see a screen capture of it here, that hosted a game called Acrophobia where you had to come up with what a group of letters could stand for. It was hilarious and great fun. Some clones of it exist out there, but none, in my opinion, are done as well as that one. I thought it would make a good party game in the vein of Cards Against Humanity: people take turns being the judge and call out a randomly generated acronym then players have 1-2 minutes to come up with the best one they can and the judge de...(more)

Tags: Acrophobia Awesome Theory projects


Avatar5 Jan 2019

Coding a random dungeon generator, pt 1


An exercise in sloppy spaghetti coding

Many years ago, 2008 if my guess is right, I had the idea to write a random dungeon generator. I succeeded but left it somewhat unfinished. I picked that little project back up in mid/late 2018 as part of my Awesome Theory 2.0 project. I am going to deconstruct it piece by piece in order to better understand what the heck I did 10+ years ago. I won't lie, some of the code is brilliant in my opinion, but some of my past decisions are hard to understand. Note that this is one way to accomplish this - there are probably many other better ways. This is just what I came up with to solve the problem.

First things first, the actual construction of a dungeon should be a function, and so...(more)

Tags: Awesome Theory code dungeon generator random


Avatar6 Mar 2019

Coding a random dungeon generator, pt 2


Going down the rabbit hole

Alright, please check out Part 1 if you haven't yet. Cool? Now we start moving on to an area where I am not 100% sure what I was thinking, but it works. It the previous article, we set up the dungeon and its parameters, so now it is time to actually build the thing one square at a time. I do this in a wonky way, probably quite suboptimal, but that is why there are two derps before I get to the code. I remember struggling with all of this quite a bit when I was originally writing it - some things just took a while to figure out.

for ($x = 1; $x <= 15; $x++) {
	start_snake();
}
...(more)

Tags: Awesome Theory code dungeon generator functions globals random

Current Working Links:

Acrophobia

Awesome Theory Demo





Known Bugs

Tags list: top margin errors when only one item on a line